Thursday, July 05, 2007

Super quick.....

Damn.....Keith Olbermann beat me to the punch.

Proof positive that there is no possible difference between Hillary Clinton and any possible Republican you could name outside of Ron Paul and Crazy Boy Tancredo:

Bill Clinton disgraced himself at the eleventh hour of his Presidency by pardoning an international scumbag named Mark Rich. This creep had stolen money right, left and central and absconded to Switzerland ahead of multi indictments. A passle of right wingnuts proclaimed his innocence....on some Neanderthal cave man ethical principles.

More to the point, Mark Rich's widow Denise was a zaftig, Joan Collins style, creepy looking item that did NOT flee the country.....and liked to hang with Bill. Slightly upscale from Monica.

Anyway....Bill pardoned the creep.

Now, the right wingnuts are going: blah, blah, blah! Clinton pardoned Mark Rich! Bush can pardon Libby!

Well, of course......Mark Rich did not WORK for Clinton (not talking about the wife.......).

Who was Rich's lawyer?

I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby.

Even I don't have enough Irony Points to deal with this.

Fuck all y'all. I still like Mike Gravel. Or Kucinich. Or Ron Paul.


Al Gore, III gets busted for driving a Prius at 100 mph while holding pot, Vicodin, Xanax, and Valium.

First obvious point:

Who knew a Prius could go 100 mph?

Second obvious point:

Who knew Al Gore, III was a caterer?

And what did he do with the champagne?


Blogger Tana Butler said...

Miss Molly Ivins was onto Hillary Clinton a long time ago. I tell you what: I'd trade a dead Hillary for a live Molly any day of the week.

8:32 AM  
Blogger Pexster said...

RIP, Molly. Miss you. I'm thinking Txacoli should be syndicated.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Crazy Boy...Tancredo
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane (Waylon Jennings)

Check out the forum blogs..There are discussions there about Ron Paul and Tancredo..

9:39 AM  
Blogger Lee said...

Q: You know who the government prosecutor tasked with trying to put Rich behind bars in 1983 was?

A: Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani III

I think i mentioned this to you on a monday in the winter time.

I'd be more surprised if Gore the third wasn't driving a Prius or didn't have a cornicopia of the most prescriped and abused kiddie pills.

2:40 PM  
Blogger semi-savant said...

super funny post -- i can see hot rodding prius and escape races for the eco-rich...

12:01 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Neanderthal Caveman Ethics:
Although I am not arguing Presidential Pardons..
There are realms where ethics..the right and wrong of a thing..are not theoretical...and there is faint cushion of luck or skill when someone else comes skidding across the median..
If anyone believes that the rules of the road don't apply to them or that the rules are subject to theoretical argument has never had to dodge the bullet or seen the mess when the bullet hits..
That isn't to say that the balms of certain hope in the skill of others and faith in our skill are going to save anything..but it quiets the nerves to believe we have the power..

4:53 PM  

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