Hi! I am from the Government....and I am here to help!

This is apropos of the dramatic destruction of the errant satellite last weekend.

Ignoring the conspiracy wingnuts who were convinced that it was a nuclear.....sorry, nucular....weapons platform that might destroy a city.....what could possibly go wrong with our almost trillion dollar Star Wars space program.

Who needs universal health care when you have cool stuff like this!!

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I rest my case......