Dumb and Dumber......
Sorry.....I realize that there are other reasons than religion and stupidity to vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin. You could be insanely wealthy and hoping to keep that tax cut, and avoid that 5% rise in capital gains tax.
Though the only few insanely rich folk I have talked to are only too happy to fork over their fair share of the proceeds of being a successful American.......and nobody has any capital gains to tax right now, so who gives a shit about 5%?
Our you could be a commodities broker, or an energy broker......ready to take us for a ride again like Enron, like the oil prices this summer, like the mortgage meltdown.....and are counting on having Phil and Wendy Gramm around to cover your ass for another ten years.
Or, you could be a banker....ready to get some of that 700 billion bucks. Bush just appointed the same useless prick that ran the Iraq occupation.....the one where they lost $15 billion cash, as in cryo-vacced fifty pound packages of hundred dollar bills......to be in charge of the bailout.
Or you could actually be a stupid American, and feel the need to be led by other stupid Americans.
Sarah Palin.....a heartbeat away from the Presidency....gave this interview to folks whom she and her staff thought was the President of France, Nickolas Sarkozy and his staff.
It was actually some guys from a drive-time radio program in Montreal, Canada....CKOI-FM, 96.9.
No one from her staff checked. And even if they had.......can you imagine this imbecile running American foreign policy?
OK....if that doesn't do it for you, how about this one?
I missed the whole "We are at war with Iran" thing.....but I have been busy catering.
The other day, in the midst of driving from A to B, I heard some pundits talking about America's rejection of some prominent woman in politics....along with a discussion if she was actually really smart or not.
"Well, she hasn't presented well to the American people......"
"But she did well in school......"
Yeah.....Sarah Palin had decent SAT's.....
"And getting into Princeton and then Harvard says something......"
What the fuck? Sarah Palin went to Princeton and Harvard? Sweet Sleeping Jesus on His Holy Mountain! I am a sexist toad, after all.......
No.
Calm yourself, Mikey.
The objectionable political woman they were talking about was not Sarah Palin......
It was Michelle Obama.
Ohhh.....THAT One.
See you at The Store on Tuesday Night.
"Come on people, now......
Smile on your brother.....
Everybody get together....
Try to love one another.....
Right now."
Try.
Though the only few insanely rich folk I have talked to are only too happy to fork over their fair share of the proceeds of being a successful American.......and nobody has any capital gains to tax right now, so who gives a shit about 5%?
Our you could be a commodities broker, or an energy broker......ready to take us for a ride again like Enron, like the oil prices this summer, like the mortgage meltdown.....and are counting on having Phil and Wendy Gramm around to cover your ass for another ten years.
Or, you could be a banker....ready to get some of that 700 billion bucks. Bush just appointed the same useless prick that ran the Iraq occupation.....the one where they lost $15 billion cash, as in cryo-vacced fifty pound packages of hundred dollar bills......to be in charge of the bailout.
Or you could actually be a stupid American, and feel the need to be led by other stupid Americans.
Sarah Palin.....a heartbeat away from the Presidency....gave this interview to folks whom she and her staff thought was the President of France, Nickolas Sarkozy and his staff.
It was actually some guys from a drive-time radio program in Montreal, Canada....CKOI-FM, 96.9.
No one from her staff checked. And even if they had.......can you imagine this imbecile running American foreign policy?
OK....if that doesn't do it for you, how about this one?
I missed the whole "We are at war with Iran" thing.....but I have been busy catering.
The other day, in the midst of driving from A to B, I heard some pundits talking about America's rejection of some prominent woman in politics....along with a discussion if she was actually really smart or not.
"Well, she hasn't presented well to the American people......"
"But she did well in school......"
Yeah.....Sarah Palin had decent SAT's.....
"And getting into Princeton and then Harvard says something......"
What the fuck? Sarah Palin went to Princeton and Harvard? Sweet Sleeping Jesus on His Holy Mountain! I am a sexist toad, after all.......
No.
Calm yourself, Mikey.
The objectionable political woman they were talking about was not Sarah Palin......
It was Michelle Obama.
Ohhh.....THAT One.
See you at The Store on Tuesday Night.
"Come on people, now......
Smile on your brother.....
Everybody get together....
Try to love one another.....
Right now."
Try.
posted by Txacoli at 12:05 AM
2 Comments:
Gawd, I so love your writing!
Ok
There is One Good Reason To Vote For McCain
Vote For McCain Because:
McCain Is Not Obama..
There is it..Lesser of two evils is still evil..but it is an American Tradition..
I think McCain is going to do much better than anyone thinks..
I will quit for now..The election is almost over and winter is comin' on.
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